Thursday, October 23, 2008

I Want to Be A Bunny Rabbit or a Witch or Tito Ortiz On Halloween!

My girlfriend and I have been freaking out for the past week because we can't come up with any cool ideas for Halloween costumes! Should we be Palin and McCain? Brandon and Brenda Walsh? Randy and Kim Couture?

Well forget all that, because Punishment Athletics has given me the costume I need to be THE big star at the party. For the price of only $59.99, I can be Tito Ortiz for Halloween!

Here's what the package includes:

Original black flame shorts
Tito Ortiz UFC 84 after fight shirt
Titos trademark yellow beanie
Punishment black socks
2 new Punishment wrist bands

Hmmm, since this is a UFC 84-themed costume, I'll have to do the following at the party:

Complain about my opponent running away
Argue with my boss over which of us is trying to be a superstar
Find someone to play my cornerman Ricco Rodriguez

The only question is, should my girlfriend play Jenna Jameson or Lyoto Machida? Because on Halloween night, I don't want someone that will kick my ass and I don't want any STD's. Decisions, decisions, decisions!


Jak-Jack said...

Dude, that's sick! After seeing that pic, I realized that I could dress up like Ken Shamrock for Halloween. How sick would that be? Tito and Shamrock trick-or-treating in two different states. About your last comment on my blog, I think you're right. I think Roli was brought back in, but don't quote me on that.

Jak-Jack said...

forget the last two sentences. They were meant for someone else. I thought you commented on my blog again. My bad, bro.