Ken Shamrock Still Wants a Slice of Kimbo

Ken Shamrock, aka "The World's Most Dangerous Can," has issued an open letter to his fans regarding the recent fiasco that was the EliteXC: Heat event.

Here's the juicy part:

"I promise that I will make this up to all my fans. I know that there is nothing I can do about what occurred, but I plan to get back into the ring soon. I would like it to be against Kimbo Slice. Hopefully EliteXC/CBS will still be able to put a fight together. It’s is the right thing to do. The fans want it and I want it."

At this point, after the giant wacky circus EliteXC has turned into, they might as well have this fight. There is no turning back for EliteXC. It is not a professional sports organization; it is an entity built from the ground up to make the UFC look like a well-oiled machine.

Even though we know that Kimbo has a paper jaw, Shamrock is so old, slow, and battered that we really don't know who might win - so what the fuck? Let Kimbo collect another paycheck and ride off into the sunset. We can bitch and moan all we want, but damn, we're all gonna watch.